A long-haired blonde goes into a hair salon. She wants to get her hair cut. The hairdresser asks her to take off the headphones, but the blonde refuses.

 

The hairdresser insists, "I can't cut your hair properly if you keep the headphones on."

The blonde replies, "I'm sorry, but I can't take them off. If I do, I'll die!"

Confused, the hairdresser asks, "How will you die from taking off your headphones?"

The blonde responds, "Because my music is keeping me alive!"