A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard."Are you the "


 A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard."Are you the
"

The bartender, flattered by the attention, replied, "Why, yes, I am."

The woman softly whispered, "Can you come closer?" The bartender leaned in eagerly.

She then leaned closer and whispered, "Where's the nearest restroom?