A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says, "Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?" The woman responds,…


 


"I have a woman come in twice a week to clean the place."

The doctor, puzzled, asks, "Twice a week? What for?"

The woman replies, "It's for church, Doc. You know, 'Keep the church clean and shining.'"