JOKES OF THE Day One day in a school room the teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating'." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see The Grand Canyon and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good

 , Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. But eventually, she called on him.

Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her chest is so big she can only fasten eight!"

The teacher buried her face in her hands and said, "That's not quite what I had in mind, Johnny, but I guess it's an example of 'fascinate'!"

Little Johnny sat down, grinning from ear to ear.