JOKES OF THE DAY God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. "I've got two things for you, but you'll have to decide who gets what. The first thing is the

ability to stand up while urinating."

Adam jumps in and exclaims, "Oh, I'll take that one, it seems very useful!"

God nods and turns to Eve. "And what about you?"

Eve thinks for a moment and responds, "Well, I guess the other thing would be fine then."

And that's why men stand up while urinating, and women have to bear the pain of childbirth!