An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a

 The old blind cowboy, having unintentionally wandered into an all-girl biker bar, found his way to a bar stool and ordered a shot of Jack Daniels. He sat there for a while, soaking in the atmosphere.

After some time, he decided to engage the attention of the bartender and yelled out, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately fell silent, and in a deep, husky voice, a woman at the end of the bar responded, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman next to me is a blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The old blind cowboy paused for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."