A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the irport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you oney, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An gomeour Ttalian giri"

The nun, maintaining her calm demeanor, replied, "I'm sorry, officers, I have not seen any soldiers around here."

The Military Police officers thanked the nun and continued their search, unaware that the soldier they were looking for was hiding beneath her skirt.

Once the coast was clear, the soldier, grateful for the nun's assistance, came out from his hiding spot and expressed his gratitude. "Thank you, Sister, for helping me. I was in a tight spot."

The nun smiled and said, "You're welcome, my son. I hope you're safe now. Please take care."

The soldier went on his way, knowing that he had found an unexpected ally in the most unlikely of places. The incident served as a reminder that sometimes help can come from the unlikeliest sources, and kindness knows no boundaries.