1. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself


 The teacher's request for anyone who considered themselves an idiot to stand up was met with a long silence, until one brave freshman decided to rise from his seat.

The teacher, intrigued, asked the young student, "Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"

The freshman replied, "I don't, sir, but I didn't want to see you standing up there all by yourself."